Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. | 1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. |
2. You get three meals a day fully paid for. | 2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. |
3. You get time off for good behavior | 3. You get more work for good behavior. |
4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. | 4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
5. You can watch TV and play games. | 5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
6. You get your own toilet. | 6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat |
7. They allow your family and friends to visit. | 7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family. |
8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. | 8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare. |
9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. | 9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
10. You must deal with sadistic wardens. | 10. They are called managers. |
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE! |
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